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A yuppie opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the yuppie was complaining bitterly about the dam ...

Two friends met in the street. One looked sad and almost on the verge of tears. The other man said, "Hey my friend, how come you look like the whole world has caved in?"

The sad fello ...

One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree outside? TOMMY: Yes. Do you ...

Who was the greastest female banker?
Pharoah's daugther, because she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

A pastor, a teacher and a lawyer were shipwrecked some distance from an island; it was within swimming distance, but the water was shark-infested. After much deliberation they decided that one of them ...

Fifty thousand people go to a baseball game, but the game was rained out and a refund was due.

The team was about to send out refunds when someone stopped them and suggested that they ...

This is one of those controversial statements but I fully stand behind it.
Women should not have children after 35!
Some say, "Of course women can have children after 35!"
They don't know what they ...

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with names ...and small American flags were mounted on either ...

Walking alone in darkness
Unconcerned with no belief
So swiftly times are passing
In your hours of defeat
Dreaming of days in youth
When but a child at play
When a child you thought of man ...

In the 1930's a man was speaking on a street corner in New Orleans who claimed to be the Christ returned in the flesh. He was very articulate and a large crowd began to gather around him. Many were gr ...